PRESIDENT REASSURES NATION, UNPROMPTED, ON SUBJECT NOBODY RAISED
In a moment that did not sound like it was in the script, Donald Trump used a rally in Daytona Beach to clear up a question literally no one had asked. 'I did not marry my sister,' he told the crowd, before adding that his sisters are 'beautiful, but I was never... I was never particularly attracted to either of them. It's not my deal.' A clip of the moment has been watched 913,000 times, mostly through fingers. If campaign staff aren't drafting a new rule for the final week – no more family anecdotes, and possibly no more sentences – they should be.
THE BORING BIT: WHAT THE REAL REPORT SAYS
At the Daytona Beach rally, discussing his claims about Ilhan Omar, Trump said: 'I did not marry my sister... They're beautiful, but I was never... I was never particularly attracted to either of them. It's not my deal.' A clip of the remark drew 913,000 views.
Our short summary of the original – read the full report for context. Everything above it is satire.
REAL STORY Irish Star · 31 Oct 2026: “Donald Trump says 'I was never attracted to my sisters' as rally takes gross turn”
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