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WILDERS IN MOURNING AS HUNGARY DUMPS 'ONLY LEADER WITH BALLS' FOR TWO-THIRDS MAJORITY

After 16 years, Hungarian voters handed Viktor Orbán a landslide defeat – Péter Magyar's Tisza party took 138 of 199 seats – and even Orbán called it 'painful but clear'. Not everyone took it so well: Dutch hard-right leader Geert Wilders posted that 'Orbán was the only leader with balls in the EU', calling it 'A sad day'. The voters of Hungary appear to have checked, and found the plural optimistic.

THE BORING BIT: WHAT THE REAL REPORT SAYS

Péter Magyar's Tisza party won 138 of 199 seats on 53.6%; Orbán conceded, calling the result 'painful but clear'; Geert Wilders posted that 'Orbán was the only leader with balls in the EU', called it 'A sad day' and said 'we keep fighting'.

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REAL STORY DutchNews.nl · 13 Apr 2026: “Dutch ministers welcome Orbán defeat in Hungarian election”

Gaffe-o-Meter: Geert Wilders · Outfit: PVV

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