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Standing in Plymouth on his '100 Days to Save Britain' tour, Nigel hailed 'a big fishing fleet here in Portsmouth' – roughly 170 miles and one bitter Dockyard Derby off target. His own supporters booed him, which takes some doing. He apologised and added that Portsmouth's fleet was 'very small', thereby insulting two cities for the price of one.
THE BORING BIT: WHAT THE REAL REPORT SAYS
In Plymouth on his '100 Days to Save Britain' tour Farage said 'There is a big fishing fleet here in Portsmouth'; his own supporters booed; he apologised and added Portsmouth's fleet was 'very small'.
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REAL STORY JOE · 20 Oct 2026: “Nigel Farage booed by Reform supporters after major gaffe”
Gaffe-o-Meter: Nigel Farage · Outfit: Reform UK