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Monday 2 November 2026FREE (you get what you pay for)Est. 2026, sadly
REFORM WALES LEADER: 'WHAT A WONDERFUL SIGHT' – MINUTES AFTER COLLEAGUE CALLED WALES' WORLD ROLE A 'WASTE'
Reform's Senedd leader Helen Jenner hailed rally champ Elfyn Evans and the 'wonderful sight' of 'y ddraig goch flying on the world stage' – minutes after her own colleague called Wales' international relations an 'indulgence' and a 'waste'. The First Minister pointed out the irony to audible laughter. The dragon has asked for written clarification on whether it's allowed a passport.
THE BORING BIT: WHAT THE REAL REPORT SAYS
Helen Jenner praised Elfyn Evans's WRC title and 'y ddraig goch flying on the world stage' moments after Reform MS David Mills called Wales' international relations an 'indulgence' and 'waste'; the First Minister noted the irony amid laughter.
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