REFORM MAYOR LANDS IN LINCOLNSHIRE FROM SPACE, WHICH IS STILL CLOSER THAN YORKSHIRE
Dame Andrea Jenkyns made her grand entrance at the Great Exhibition of Lincolnshire on a smoke-filled driverless bus, in a spacesuit, clutching a helmet, as speaking and dancing robots looked on. Local trade unionists would now like to know what the bash cost, since last year's reportedly came to about £69,000. Houston, we have a receipt.
THE BORING BIT: WHAT THE REAL REPORT SAYS
Greater Lincolnshire mayor Andrea Jenkyns arrived at the Great Exhibition of Lincolnshire on a smoke-filled driverless bus wearing a spacesuit and holding a helmet; unions want the cost disclosed (2025 event about £69,000); her Yorkshire residence was previously questioned.
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REAL STORY Left Foot Forward · 22 Oct 2026: “Reform's Andrea Jenkyns mocked over 'embarrassing' entrance to Lincolnshire business event on an automated bus”
Gaffe-o-Meter: Andrea Jenkyns · Outfit: Reform UK