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JENRICK: FARAGE BASICALLY NELSON MANDELA WITH A PINT

Robert Jenrick has revealed that Nigel Farage has 'probably done more than almost anybody else to stand against racism and the far right' – news that will come as a surprise to almost anybody else. Quite who the 'almost' covers remains unclear, but we assume it's a short list headed by a couple of saints. Nobel Peace Prize nominations, presumably, to follow.

THE BORING BIT: WHAT THE REAL REPORT SAYS

Jenrick said Farage has 'probably done more than almost anybody else to stand against racism and the far right', in interviews following ITV's Exposure investigation into Reform.

Our short summary of the original – read the full report for context. Everything above it is satire.

REAL STORY The Guardian · 16 Oct 2026: “Jenrick claims Farage has done more to stand against racism than ‘almost anybody’”

Gaffe-o-Meter: Robert Jenrick · Outfit: Reform UK

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