ANTI-ELITE PARTY TO DELIVER 15 MILLION COPIES OF ITS OWN PRAVDA, FREE TO ALL (TERMS AND BILLIONAIRES APPLY)
Reform, the brave enemy of rich men controlling the media, is to post its own eight-page newspaper to 15 million homes in order to 'bypass traditional media'. Critics noted that this is, technically, a newspaper paid for by crypto money being shoved through your letterbox, and one reader welcomed the free toilet paper 'in these trying times'. Recycling centres across Britain have been placed on amber alert.
THE BORING BIT: WHAT THE REAL REPORT SAYS
Reform planned to send its eight-page newspaper The Reformer to 15 million households to 'bypass traditional media' (first reported by the Spectator); one reply said 'Free toilet paper is always welcome in these trying times'; another noted Reform warns about wealthy elites' influence on the media, 'Anyway, here's a newspaper paid for by their crypto billionaires shoved through your letterbox.'
Our short summary of the original – read the full report for context. Everything above it is satire.
REAL STORY Left Foot Forward · 12 Oct 2026: “Reform mocked over plan to deliver party political newspaper ‘The Reformer’ to 15 million households”
Gaffe-o-Meter: Nigel Farage · Outfit: Reform UK