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REFORM'S BAD BOYS BRAVELY TAKE ON SENEDD COFFEE TROLLEY

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you? Possibly ask about the coffee. Reform MSs Cai Parry-Jones and Iain McIntosh rocked up at a Senedd staff briefing, then posted their official photos with sunglasses edited on, soundtracked by 'Bad Boys'. The great outrage turned out to be a grab-and-go coffee area. McIntosh – shadow minister for government efficiency, no less – blasted 'sensitive civil servants', efficiently skipping the fact that Commission staff aren't civil servants. 'We have arrived,' declared Parry-Jones, mostly at the Costa queue.

THE BORING BIT: WHAT THE REAL REPORT SAYS

Reform MSs Cai Parry-Jones and Iain McIntosh turned up at a Senedd Commission staff briefing, then posted their official photos edited with sunglasses to 'Bad Boys' by Inner Circle; McIntosh attacked 'sensitive civil servants' though Commission staff are not civil servants; Parry-Jones's complaint concerned a grab-and-go coffee area; critics noted a Reform MS already sits on the Commission group scrutinising the plans.

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REAL STORY Nation.Cymru · 21 Oct 2026: “Reform MSs mock Senedd staff with Bad Boys stunt”

Gaffe-o-Meter: Cai Parry-Jones, Iain McIntosh · Outfit: Reform UK

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