TRUMP SET TO BECOME UNDEFEATED ALL-TIME CHAMPION OF PRIZE THAT NO LONGER EXISTS
Football's governing body may scrap the FIFA Peace Prize it invented and handed to Donald Trump last December – which would make him its first and only winner, forever. It is the ultimate Trump achievement: a trophy with a 100% win rate, a field of one, and an organiser now debating whether to delete it. It sits proudly alongside his unbeaten record in the Trump Strait Regatta, which also does not exist.
THE BORING BIT: WHAT THE REAL REPORT SAYS
FIFA may scrap the peace prize it created and awarded to Donald Trump in December 2025, which would make him its first and only winner.
Our short summary of the original – read the full report for context. Everything above it is satire.
REAL STORY Al Jazeera · 18 Oct 2026: “Will FIFA scrap its peace prize, making Trump its first and only winner?”
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